Reading the news headlines on iwon.com, I just saw "Jackson Attorney Says He's Not Guilty." Well, duh. Isn't that what Michael Jackson's attorney is being paid to say? Somehow an attorney telling the media his client is not guilty just doesn't strike me as newsworthy, no matter who the client is.
And speaking of iwon
, I would just like to go on record saying this: If nearly 300,000 people have won money from them, when will it be my turn? Iwon? More like everybodybutmehaswon.com.
I think you could call this a proud moment in parenting. Maxine just got her first pair of Chuck Taylors with only a little coaxing from Mom. Luckily for 5-year-old fashion divas, the coolest shoes on earth come in pink these days.
I was probably 18 before I had my first pair and they were white until I broke out the RIT and turned them a pretty awful shade of purple.